OMG YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!

Well, you guys won't doubt what happened next. I was just eating there, minding my own business, when all of a sudden a massive cat appeared out of thin air! It was purple and had scales that glowed. I couldn't stop myself from gasping in awe. Suddenly, the creature started to sing. It said it was here on a quest and needed my help! I couldn't wr